December 2011
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my life in a few sentences...basically...
me: julia just asked me to do a mixtape for new years eve…maybe I should put ONLY One Direction and Big Time Rush songs on it. friend: hahahah so typical me: they would kill me hahah. I’d just stand there with my whiskey and yell ”TELL ME IM A SCREWED UP MESS, THAT I NEVA LISTEN LISTEN” friend: AHHAHAHHAHHA but please on your OWN and totally DRUNK
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fuckingzaynmalik:
One Direction get distracted by a hot fan.
it was me guys. totes
me.
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Louis Tomlinson ladies and gentlemen!
“We’ve all seen each other’s willies. I possibly caught Harry with a girl once. I had an idea that something might be going on, so I thought it’d be banter to go in and ruin it. All I did was walk in and shout “Hello!” and then walk out. I’m such a knob.”
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my friend told me via facebook that shes depressed so i sent her some zayn pictures (yeah just look at my life). first she didnt respond, then she told me he was gorgeous. then i kept sending more, saying stuff like “kill me now”, “I hate my life”, “THATS TOO MUCH”, “enough now oh my god”. she thinks i’m crazy.
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me: wow ur teeth are like stars!
hobo: thank you!
me: so yellow and distant from each other
hobo cries and i walk away in my long fur coat while get out (leave) by jojo plays
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can I complain about my life? Okay good.
so I was at the gas station today and they had several magazines for kids and I saw One Direction on a cover of one of them and just went through it. I remember that I used to buy that magazine 5 years ago but never because of any boybands. Now I look for Big Time Rush and One Direction in those magazines because I love them. why didn’t I like any boybands back then? Why now? I’m 18...
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Young, beautiful, fresh. I just, I, I look at you and I think GOD. Just, find...
– John Mayer
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it’s horrible how I just can’t stay at home on a saturday night even though I know I’ve got so much shit to do for school the other day. I literally sat home for 5 minutes and called my friend to tell her to pick me up because I’m bored already and don’t wanna stay home. ughuughuisrhgs
chrismarquette asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
myfavoritephrase asked: happy birthdaaaaaaaay! xxx